I visited Delhi this week. All the nice things that happened there apart - I GOT CHASED DOWN BY 2 HUGE FUCKING BOUNCERS CARRYING HUGE FUCKING STICKS.
Yeah. That happened. Because I happened to be trying to circumvent an area with a curiously large population of sardarjis and punjabis in general who were going BATSHIT CRAZY AT A - WAIT FOR IT - YO YO HONEY SINGH CONCERT. Yeah, you read it right. That is what they call him. He has been around for a while, don’t know how I was oblivious of the fellow.
I somehow escaped unscathed. My friend’s glasses were knocked of his face and he got a slight cut.
On a side note - Yo Yo Honey Singh is the shizz yo.