Delhi. I land there, and I get the full deal.
I visited Delhi this week. All the nice things that happened there apart - I GOT CHASED DOWN BY 2 HUGE FUCKING BOUNCERS CARRYING HUGE FUCKING STICKS. Yeah. That happened. Because I happened to be trying to circumvent an area with a curiously large population of sardarjis and punjabis in general who were going BATSHIT CRAZY AT A - WAIT FOR IT - YO YO HONEY SINGH CONCERT. Yeah, you read it right....
“Hey man. Busy?” “Nope. Jobless. What’s up?” “Bored to death. Random conversation over Uno?” “Deal, I say.” “I watched Fight Club the other day. Sheer brilliance, that’s what it is. You know, you watch that movie at night, and you need fresh air to clear your thoughts. It takes you down to the gritty drains of American society, to...
I fear. Even though the oddities, monstrosities, aberrations that I witness in my dreams can be believed to be projections of what I witness on the otherside, I fear that they were still somehow conceived from the gory recesses of my own mind.
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making...– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a...– Unknown
Things to keep in mind when on a Hobo Holiday.
bitterblackjoos: Always steal both the armrests. Never get anywhere on time. Make friends with fellow passengers and con them into giving you a ride. Pretend to lose something. Then borrow someone’s cellphone and call an ex-boyfriend. Get into a massive argument with your shoes. Thank your driver when you get off the vehicle. This includes trains as well. Never pay for drinking...
I spoke to an uncle of mine this last Sunday. “Aaj kahan bulaya hai usne?” he asks me, referring to my alleged girlfriend (she is a Madhwa Infosys developer, it seems). After my usual goofy-laughter-response and some pleasantries exchanged, he asks me what I plan to do on this Sunday. I tell him that my friends and I might go watch a play - which is when he starts reminiscing. He...
O good-looking-woman with hair, soul-of-the-world Searching your hiding eyes are for whose sign O good-looking-woman with hair, soul-of-the-world Searching your hiding eyes are for whose sign From one gathering to another o flame, where are you roaming? From one gathering to another O flame, where are you roaming? That unknowing fellow I am searching, That cuckoo in love fellow I am...
It’s not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your...– Conan O’Brien in his absolutely epic Dartmouth graduation commencement speech
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig...– Finally read Animal Farm. What brilliance.
My music, according to my Dad.
It is but common that if you drop in to our humble abode in Whitefield between 6 pm IST and 7 pm IST, you would see in the television a very shiny lady or gent - with expressions that would entail a significant amount of mirth in the beholder - expounding Carnatic music seemingly from the very core of their innards. This, philistines, is the Tirumala Tirupati Devasthanam channel...